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Share your Golf anecdotes, one-liners, funny thoughts, etc. here
Share your Golf anecdotes, one-liners, funny thoughts, etc. here
| Topic | Replies | Last Reply |
| family matters
After finishing first nine, the golfers were waiting to start the back nine and enjoying the break. One of the golfer went to get some snacks. To pass time they were updating the family affairs a... |
0 | BHUPINDER KAPOOR, over 2 years ago |
| tricky ad for golf set
One golfer sitting at the 19th hole was reading loud an advertisement: "Three year old Wilson golf set available for sale. Frequently used but the sweet-spot is untouched" An elderly golfe... |
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Dinesh Thakur, over 2 years ago Hahaha.... Good one sir! ... :-)... More |
| Subject: GOLF NUT
Subject: GOLF NUT John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love with her. And after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out daily, he knew that it was true l... |
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BHUPINDER KAPOOR, over 2 years ago excellent and a very good one... More |
| Pro-Chimpanzee
One fine day there was one person playing golf and a chimpanzee was caddying him. On lookers were surprised to see this and gather around to know how a chimpanzee is caddying. Everyone was even more s... |
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BHUPINDER KAPOOR, over 2 years ago very innovative!... More |
| Golfing Priest
A young man and a priest are playing golf together. At a short par 3 the priest asks, 'What are you going to use on this hole, my son?' The young man says, 'An iron, father. How about you?' Funny Go... |
0 | Nelson Pais, over 3 years ago |
| Look Who is Watching!
ill stood over his tee shot on the 350 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partn... |
0 | Rajesh Dixit, over 3 years ago |
| Looks can Deceive
An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play, but was told that there wasn't anybody he coul... |
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Rajesh Dixit, over 2 years ago Good one!... More |
| Fred Brown Died
A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pau... |
0 | Rajesh Dixit, over 3 years ago |
| Golfers watch out!
Saturday morning! I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pou... |
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Sudarshan S Sharda, over 2 years ago The story build up was excellent and the punch was staggering. Enjoyed it, thank you.... More |
| HR Manager in Heven!
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Pe... |
0 | Dinesh Thakur, over 3 years ago |
