Actual sign posted at scottsdale Arizona.....

1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER APART.
2.FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4.AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6.TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8.DONT TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
9.QUITE PLEASE..........WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10.DONT STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

WELL DONE
NOW FLUSH
THE URINAL..............