by Wg Cdr SK Nath
Created on 27 Jul 2014
Last Post on 27 Jul 2014
Golfing quotesPosted by Wg Cdr SK Nath on 27 Jul 2014
FOR ALL MY GOLFING BUDDIES.
Golfer : I think i'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: You think you can keep your head down that long.
Golfer : I'd move heaven n earth to break 100 on this course
Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.
Golfer : Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Golfer : You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.
Golfer : Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of distraction.
Caddy: Sir, it's not a watch - it's a Compass.
Golfer : How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.
Golfer : Do you think it's a sin playing on a Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin playing on any day.
Golfer : This is the worst course I've ever played on.
Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.
Golfer : That can't be my ball. It's too old.
Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.
Golfer : Do you think, my game is improving?
Caddy: "Yes sir. You miss the ball much closer now."