The income tax officer decides to audit Sindhi businessman Kewalramani,and summons him to the income tax office. The officer is not surprisedwhen Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Pestonji.
The officer says,'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-timeemployment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'mnot sure the income tax finds that believable.
''I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Kewalramani. 'How about ademonstration?'
The officer thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Kewalramani says, 'I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye.'The officer thinks a moment and says, 'No way! It's a bet.'
Kewalramani removes his glass eye and bites it. The officer's jaw drops.
Kewalramani says, 'Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite myother eye.'
The officer can tell Kewalramani isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Kewalramaniremoves his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned officer nowrealizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Pestonji asa witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Kewalramani asks. 'I'll bet you Sixty Thousandrupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasketon the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between. ‘The officer, twiceburned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guycan manage that stunt, So he agrees again. Kewalramani stands beside thedesk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can'tmake the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty muchurinates all over the desk.The officer leaps with joy, realizing that hehas just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Pestonji moans and putshis head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the officer asks.
'Not really,' says Pestonji, the attorney. 'This morning, when Kewalramani told me he'dbeen summoned for an audit, he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that hecould come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happyabout it.
