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Temporary Golf Rules during World War II
In the autumn of 1940, towards the end of the Battle of Britain, the German Luftwaffe stopped targeting RAF airfields and directed its bombers to attack London and other major cities. As a result bom...
0 Anirudh Chandra, 6 months ago
Diwali Greetings - & safety tips
Here's wishing you a cracker of a round this Diwali. Some Basic Safety Tips:- 1) Yell 'FORE' - For everytime a cracker is lit up, especially propelled ones. 2) Keep a Track - Of everyone ...
0 Anirudh Chandra, about 1 year ago
OLD little lady and the golfers!
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing ...
2 Ajai Kumar Brahmawar, 9 months ago
Not really, it's a universal phenomena. Only the methodology, coverability & locational preference differs. AKB ...  More
Nobody ever finds a GOLF Ball !
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3 Ajai Kumar Brahmawar, 9 months ago
Smart & seasoned (low grade) caddies showingly look for your incorrectly hit (or directionally misguided) ball at the wrong place. They also ask you no...  More
New Golf Rules
The Veterans Golf Association has negotiated with The Royal and Ancient Golf Club, based in St Andrews, Scotland to modify the Rules of Golf for Seniors Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into ...
1 Dinesh Thakur, about 1 year ago
dude ... this may b applying to some non-senior golfers too .... but funny... :-)...  More
How the world's worst golfer gate-crashed the Open
How hard could it be to become a champion golfer? When Maurice Flitcroft and his wife Jean acquired their first colour TV in 1974, he was immediately transfixed by the gentle swings of the play...
0 Anirudh Chandra, about 1 year ago
The Lost City
For months the archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers and rampant, choking undergrowth from faint traces of a Lost City. Their excitement mounted as the place's...
0 Anirudh Chandra, over 2 years ago
Closest to the Pin
At a local golf event, Closest to the Pin was on number 7, a 207 meter par 3. A lady wins for hitting it to within 2 feet 5 inches. Everyone was astounded as she collected her prize and was asked what ...
0 Anirudh Chandra, over 2 years ago
The boss
 My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day;  I haven't stopp...
0 GUNVIR RANA, over 2 years ago
Marriage
 A man is getting married, and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing by him is his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers: "What are your golf c...
0 GUNVIR RANA, over 2 years ago