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The Craziest, New Golf Terms That Will Make You Laugh out Loud!

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Posted by Admin 14 Feb 2018

Here are some new golf terms for you.  Golf has given us some unusual and colourful terms to describe shots -- shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.  Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

 

 

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A * Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

 

A *James Joyce* - an impossible read

 

A *Rock Hudson * - looked straight, but wasn't.

 

A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

 

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

 

A *Lou Gehrig* - a dead Yank

 

A *German* - a hookenfucker

 

An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

 

A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

 

A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

 

A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

 

A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water

 

An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks

 

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

 

An *O.J.  Simpson* - got away with it

 

A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

 

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

 

A *George W.* - steadily fading

 

A *circus tent* - a BIG top

 

An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

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