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Golf Humour
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My boss plays golf
My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me ...
3 Kirat Kalra, about 20 hours ago
Its a true story :)...  More
Tips For Healthy Living - Must Read
          I love Asian Doctors!           Q: Doctor,  I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can...
0 Kirat Kalra, about 1 month ago
One for the old guys...
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blond woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.  ...
3 Amanpreet Guleria, 2 months ago
Two golfers are on the 18th tee. the first man is taking a very long time to take his shot. "is there anything wrong??" his partner asks. "my wife is u...  More
Bittersweet Hole-in-One
As a young man, Robert was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his ...
4 Jasbir Jassi, 2 months ago
Absolutly Hilarious, toooo Gud...  More
Golf Rule 24.2 Immovable Obstruction
Rab addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped! ...
1 Narayan Ramaswamy, 6 months ago
Good One...  More
inner peace ..the golfers way
Peaceful viking? Never heard of it!!!! ...
0 Kirat Kalra, 6 months ago
19th Hole Joke!
  An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMB...
4 Udai Jawa, about 1 month ago
A Mulligan indeed. ...  More
Golfer Member of Parliament!
While walking down the street one day a 'Member of Parliament' is tragically hit by a truck and dies.    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.    '...
3 DEBANIL BHATTACHARYA, 6 months ago
The Story of Our Lives!! Positively outstanding!!...  More
How many riders?
Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?" The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders today."...
0 Anirudh Chandra, 8 months ago
Laws of Golf - 2011 Edition
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a s...
0 Anirudh Chandra, 11 months ago