Golf Humour
Share your Golf anecdotes, one-liners, funny thoughts, etc. here
Share your Golf anecdotes, one-liners, funny thoughts, etc. here
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| *10 BEST GOLF CADDY REPLIES**
GOLFER: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." CADDY: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" GOLFER: &n... |
0 | Rajesh Dixit, 17 days ago |
| Sign posted at golf course
Actual sign posted at scottsdale Arizona..... 1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER APART. 2.FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 4.AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER. ... |
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puneet singh chhatwal, 20 days ago yes you are right, i have started playing golf on all the courses and want to enjoy every course beauty........... my 4ball also loves it....... More |
| true golfer
One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very hot nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred and you can do anything you want. So he tied her up and went golfing.... |
0 | Randeep Lather, about 1 month ago |
| BUTTERCUPS & GOLF BALLS!
BUTTERCUPS & GOLF BALLS! Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended... |
0 | Rajesh Dixit, about 1 month ago |
| A TRUE GOLFER !... - (Too funny)
On the 2nd tee of the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair, it meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me." His wi... |
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deepak anand, about 1 month ago Nice One ... More |
| Golfers watch out!
Saturday morning! I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pou... |
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Upwan Saini, about 1 month ago very intersting..... More |
| GOLF HUMOUR
WITHOUT MALICE A golfer on the first T was on top of his back swing when from the fence on the right a two ball on a Golf Cart cut across the fairway - having I suppose lost their way. ... |
0 | Ashok Bakshi, 2 months ago |
| family matters
After finishing first nine, the golfers were waiting to start the back nine and enjoying the break. One of the golfer went to get some snacks. To pass time they were updating the family affairs a... |
0 | BHUPINDER KAPOOR, 2 months ago |
| Pro-Chimpanzee
One fine day there was one person playing golf and a chimpanzee was caddying him. On lookers were surprised to see this and gather around to know how a chimpanzee is caddying. Everyone was even more s... |
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BHUPINDER KAPOOR, 2 months ago very innovative!... More |
| Looks can Deceive
An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play, but was told that there wasn't anybody he coul... |
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Rajesh Dixit, 2 months ago Good one!... More |
