Looks can Deceive

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Looks can Deceive

Posted by Rajesh Dixit 15 Mar 2010

An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the
local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play, but was
told that there wasn't anybody he could play with because they were already
out on the course. He repeated several times that he really wanted to play
today.

Finally, the assistant Pro said he would play with him and asked him how
many strokes he wanted for a bet. The 80 year old said, "I really don't
need any strokes as I have been playing quite well. The only real problem I
have, is getting out of sand traps."

And he did play well. Coming to the par four 18th, they were all even.

The Pro had a nice drive and was able to get on the green and two-putt for
a par.

The old man had a nice drive, but his approach shot landed in a sand trap
next to the green.

Playing from the bunker he hit a high ball, which landed on the green and
rolled into the cup. Birdie, match and all the money!

The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent was still standing
in the trap. He said: "nice shot, but I thought you said you have a problem
getting out of sand traps?"

Replied the octogenarian "I do, would you please give me a hand."

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Rajesh Dixit 01 Jul 2010

Good one!

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Vivek Bhardwaj 01 Jul 2010

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello' WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' MAN: 'Yes' WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.' WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: ' $90,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $ 980,000' MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!' MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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