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He is on the 18th hole, and he see's a lake.
He says to his caddy "I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake".
The caddy says" I don't think you can, you can't keep your head down that long
Top 10 Golf Caddy Jokes Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake. Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long? Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course. Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth. Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? Caddy: Eventually. Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world. Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence. Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction. Caddy: It's not a watch - it's a compass. Golfer: How do you like my game? Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf. Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day. Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on. Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago. Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old. Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir. Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.
