Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and a very sexy 25 year old brunette.
She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word.
His usual playing partners and fellow members of the club are baffled and shocked.
At the very first chance, they corner his and ask, “Thomas, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?”
To which he replies, “Girlfriend? Hell, she’s not my girlfriend, she’s is my wife!”
Disbelieving Thomas, they ask,” So, how did you persuade her to marry you?”
“I lied about my age”, he replies.
“What, did you tell her you were only 50?”
Thomas smiles and says, “Nope I told her I was 90!”
