Posted by
Rajesh Dixit 17 Aug 2010
GOLFER: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
CADDY: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
GOLFER: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
CADDY: "Try heaven,you've already moved the earth."
GOLFER: "Do you think my game is improving?"
CADDY: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
GOLFER: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
CADDY: "Eventually."
GOLFER: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
CADDY: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
GOLFER: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
CADDY: "It's not a watch, it's a compass."
GOLFER: "How do you like my game?"
CADDY: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
