my4moles

 A man is stopped by the police in the early hours of the morning
and asked where he's going.

Slurring his words, he says, "I'm on my way to listen to a lecture about
the physiological effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body."
 
The policeman asks, "Really?
And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?"
 
 "My wife", he replied.