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Here are some new golf terms for you. Golf has given us some unusual and colourful terms to describe shots -- shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.
A * Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *James Joyce* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson * - looked straight, but wasn't.
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
A *Lou Gehrig* - a dead Yank
A *German* - a hookenfucker
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water
An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *George W.* - steadily fading
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result